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#1 Vorn

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:28 AM

For many years the Black and White chess pieces have fought brutal battles. Just recently they both engaged in a bloody battle in a tavern in Alyria. After hours of fighting several other new factions arrive to try and claim the title.

In our current setting, the black and white gangs have been pinned in the tavern by the yellow and mixed forces.

Currently we have 3 players:

Yellow = Me
White = Sevilildan
Mixed = Yien
(If anyone else wishes to create a faction, they can)

Ladies and gentlemen... I give you Ghetto Chess.

Yellow king preps 3 pawns for a direct assault on the tavern.
Three dual pistol wielding pawns charge into the tavern.

#2 Sevilildan

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:30 AM

The white king and his bodyguards pull Uzis, and dive in different directions. Bullets fly all around the tavern, hitting minos, feys, drows, turning the walls blood red. Tables and chairs are knocked flying as a fierce gunbattle rages.

#3 Yien

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:30 AM

The Mixed king barges in the from the.... side door... the new side door, mounted on the mixed queen. The queen comes to a halt and throws the king over board. The king pops up and says, "Yall suckers are gonna get served." The king pulls out his PP7 and nails one of the yellow pawns in the head. The king and queen start giggling and run out of the new side door.

Seconds later the Mixed Bishop comes in and says, "All your diagonal belong to us." Then quickly runs away.

#4 Vorn

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:35 AM

The two yellow pawns quickly become pinned down behind a battered bar table. Running out of options, one of the pawns grabs Haley and uses her as a human shield. Hundreds of bullets from all party factions fly into her and the pawn remains unscathed.

Meanwhile the other yellow pawn uses this opportunity to fire several well placed bullets at the black faction before ducking back behind cover. The bullets rip a Black Bishop and a Black Pawn to bits.

#5 Sevilildan

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:37 AM

A small object is lobbed from the white side. It flies through the side door, landing at the feet of a mixed pawn. A large explosion, and the pawn is blown to shreds. The white pawn jumps up from behind the bar, emptying his AK at the yellows. They deflect them with a shield, and his own bullets tear his throat apart.

#6 Yien

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:39 AM

The Mixed rook walks in the front door and tries to avoid all the comotion. He walks up to the bartender, and says, "Where is he?"

The bartender says, "Who?"

The rook says, "Wh...." He pulls out his lisence to kill and shoots the bartender in the crotch with an amazonian dart shooter. "THATS WHO MOTHER ****ER.."

The yellow Rook pops up and says, "Hey man, peace!"

The rook bitch slaps the Rook and ties a bag over his head, mounts him, "GIDDY UP COWBOY." They Yellow Rook gallops out of the newly made side door.

#7 Vorn

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:45 AM

Yellow King runs into the tavern with his gatling gun in a desperate attempt to save his friend, the yellow rook. Upon entering the tavern he fires round after round of ammo all over the place.

Many bar customers and several members of all factions die in the blast. However, in an attempt to see what all the fuss was about, yellow rook popped his head around the corner and got shot by Yellow King.

A small tear running from his eye, Yellow King decides to spray all the Black pieces Green using his uber graffiti skills, before running back out of the tavern.

#8 Sevilildan

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:47 AM

The white queen jumps up from behing a table, completely naked. As all gunfire stops for a second and all stare, she takes advantage and lets loose with a mortar. Chunks of plaster are blown off the walls, and limbs fly everywhere. She wrenches a table leg off, and clubs the yellow queen unconscious.

#9 Yien

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:49 AM

Out of no where a mixed pawn runs into the tavern and heads straight for the boiler room to change into a new piece. The white king sees him running. The pawn panics and tries to dive into the room. In mid air, the white king throws a 1337 battle axe and his foot, catching the pawn on the wall upside down. The king walks over and says, "You will stay their untill i say so."

The pawn says, "zark..... hmmm is that guy naked?"

#10 Vorn

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:53 AM

One of the Yellow Knights runs over to the Yellow Queen and wakes her up.

"Hurry your majesty, we must get you out of here before we are teabagged."

Just as they reach the door a mixed pawn throws a large mace into yellow knights face, killing him instantly. Yellow Queen manages to escape.

#11 Sevilildan

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:55 AM

The now-green pieces stagger into the center of the arena, blinded by spray paint. Bullets narrowly miss their heads, but unfortunately a rocket comes their way and lands in the middle. They survive, apart from the fact they are missing most limbs. The white pawn crawls over to them with a medikit, but changes his mind and brutally knifes them to death.

#12 Yien

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:56 AM

A Mixed Pawn runs into the tavern with a red dewrag on. He jumps up on the table and screams, "IMA BUST A CAP IN YO NIGGAS ASSES." Suddenly the whole crowd stops looks at him. The table busts out from underneath him. The crowd picks him up and throws him out of the tavern.

The pawn says, "Man, i just got thrown out of a tavern by yellow and white people for saying niggas."

#13 Vorn

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:01 AM

Yellow King straps plastic explosives to a yellow pawn and pushes him into the tavern.

"You are the weakest link... Goodbye." Yellow King says before detonating the explosives.

Several mangled corpses fly out of the windows. Yellow King looks around at all the carnage before him and sees that Haley not only survived the hail of bullets, but she also survived the explosion.

Seeing it as the humane thing to do, Yellow king throws a machette into Haley's head.

#14 Sevilildan

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:03 AM

The white king, bruised and battered, nevertheless strong and willing to battle on, pulls out his standard issue G-Radio and calls for an air strike of napalm. This arrives promptly, missing the inn by far and burning down Xaventry. He throws a machete in rage, impaling a screaming lowbie upon the wall.

#15 Yien

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:06 AM

The mixed king and queen lay hidden behind the tavern like little pansies, all of a sudden limbs of all sort come flying through the windows. They look at eachother and say, "OH SNAP DIZZLE."

A pawn runs over to the two, and says, "Ok heres the plan, im going to run in and trip, and act like im dead. And then i will slit peoples heel as they pass me."

They both shrug.

The pawn runs in and trips and falls, and lays there silently. The pawn readys the razor. The yellow king comes over to him and stabs him in the leg.

The pawns screams in pain.

"Hes alive." Then the king shots him.

#16 Vorn

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:10 AM

Yellow King douses a nearby house in gasoline and then flicks his massive joint onto it. The ensuing blaze sets many villagers on fire.

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:13 AM

Vassago flies down from the heavens and drops a nuclear missile on the tavern, killing everyone.


Yellow team wins!

#18 Yien

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:14 AM

To add to it. An unknown king named Vassago flies over and nukes the tavern. The end.

*tear*

#19 Vorn

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:44 AM

Yellow King emerges from the ruins with a grin on his face. Victorious, he goes back to his pimpin

#20 Scrooge

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 12:18 PM

BLUE WIZARD IS HUNGRY.

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 06:15 AM

The Hun King charges in mounted on the Hun Knight, Bucephalus. "@!@!" He screams something about the vengeance of the one true god, Damesek. He begins lacerating Mixed, Yellow and White pawns with a long, flaming whip left, right and centre. As an aside, he levels his hand, now glowing bright green, at the Blue wizard. A bolt of crackling energy shoots from it, incinerating the mage into a heap of sticky goo. "That's for your BSD!"

Turn over, he charges out, still mounted on Bucephalus. His voice fades out, but you can still hear something about "Knocking on the gates of Rome..."

#22 Vorn

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 09:26 AM

Yellow King "borrows" his neighbour

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 12:54 AM

CHECKMATE, DOGG!

#24 Keegan

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 07:47 PM

*tips the board over*



......

(*snickers and walks away*)
-k