Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:28 AM
In our current setting, the black and white gangs have been pinned in the tavern by the yellow and mixed forces.
Currently we have 3 players:
Yellow = Me
White = Sevilildan
Mixed = Yien
(If anyone else wishes to create a faction, they can)
Ladies and gentlemen... I give you Ghetto Chess.
Yellow king preps 3 pawns for a direct assault on the tavern.
Three dual pistol wielding pawns charge into the tavern.
Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:30 AM
Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:30 AM
Seconds later the Mixed Bishop comes in and says, "All your diagonal belong to us." Then quickly runs away.
Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:35 AM
Meanwhile the other yellow pawn uses this opportunity to fire several well placed bullets at the black faction before ducking back behind cover. The bullets rip a Black Bishop and a Black Pawn to bits.
Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:37 AM
Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:39 AM
The bartender says, "Who?"
The rook says, "Wh...." He pulls out his lisence to kill and shoots the bartender in the crotch with an amazonian dart shooter. "THATS WHO MOTHER ****ER.."
The yellow Rook pops up and says, "Hey man, peace!"
The rook bitch slaps the Rook and ties a bag over his head, mounts him, "GIDDY UP COWBOY." They Yellow Rook gallops out of the newly made side door.
Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:45 AM
Many bar customers and several members of all factions die in the blast. However, in an attempt to see what all the fuss was about, yellow rook popped his head around the corner and got shot by Yellow King.
A small tear running from his eye, Yellow King decides to spray all the Black pieces Green using his uber graffiti skills, before running back out of the tavern.
Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:47 AM
Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:49 AM
The pawn says, "zark..... hmmm is that guy naked?"
Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:53 AM
"Hurry your majesty, we must get you out of here before we are teabagged."
Just as they reach the door a mixed pawn throws a large mace into yellow knights face, killing him instantly. Yellow Queen manages to escape.
Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:55 AM
Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:56 AM
The pawn says, "Man, i just got thrown out of a tavern by yellow and white people for saying niggas."
Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:01 AM
"You are the weakest link... Goodbye." Yellow King says before detonating the explosives.
Several mangled corpses fly out of the windows. Yellow King looks around at all the carnage before him and sees that Haley not only survived the hail of bullets, but she also survived the explosion.
Seeing it as the humane thing to do, Yellow king throws a machette into Haley's head.
Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:03 AM
Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:06 AM
A pawn runs over to the two, and says, "Ok heres the plan, im going to run in and trip, and act like im dead. And then i will slit peoples heel as they pass me."
They both shrug.
The pawn runs in and trips and falls, and lays there silently. The pawn readys the razor. The yellow king comes over to him and stabs him in the leg.
The pawns screams in pain.
"Hes alive." Then the king shots him.
Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:10 AM
Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:13 AM
Yellow team wins!
Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:14 AM
Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:44 AM
Posted 31 March 2005 - 06:15 AM
Turn over, he charges out, still mounted on Bucephalus. His voice fades out, but you can still hear something about "Knocking on the gates of Rome..."
Posted 17 July 2006 - 07:47 PM
(*snickers and walks away*)