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The Elves go to war!


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#1 Eron

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Posted 30 July 2005 - 02:04 PM

Brothers and Sisters,
the time has come to eliminate the scum that lives in Alyria.
We must gather to destroy the evil!
Half-elves DON'T MIX WITH US YOU DIRTY MUDBLOODS!

We will start with the evil drows!
Then the smelly ogres!
Then the vampires!
Then the poopy cows!
Then the damn faeries!
Then the those tricky halflings!
Then the dracons who stole my princess!
Then the dwarves who steal my precious metals!
Then the gnomes who eat my garden worms!
And if we have time we will take out the humans too.

IT IS TIME FOR THE WAR!!!!!

#2 Heinrich

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Posted 30 July 2005 - 05:01 PM

You Elves are too involved in your own affairs. Begone from Alyria, to the Grey Havens with ye!

The Time of Man Has Come. The time of the elves is over.

#3 Cyrell

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Posted 30 July 2005 - 07:04 PM

Our war is with the Ithrix, you young fool.

#4 Kerrick

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Posted 30 July 2005 - 08:15 PM

i'm with Cyrell on this one. the Ithrix are far more of a concern than my cousins, the elves.

#5 Tritochest

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Posted 30 July 2005 - 11:27 PM

(From Eron):
Brothers and Sisters,
the time has come to eliminate the scum that lives in Alyria.
We must gather to destroy the evil!
Half-elves DON'T MIX WITH US YOU DIRTY MUDBLOODS!

We will start with the evil drows!
Then the smelly ogres!
Then the vampires!
Then the poopy cows!
Then the damn faeries!
Then the those tricky halflings!
Then the dracons who stole my princess!
Then the dwarves who steal my precious metals!
Then the gnomes who eat my garden worms!
And if we have time we will take out the humans too.

IT IS TIME FOR THE WAR!!!!!


You're in good company.

#6 Botanicus

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Posted 31 July 2005 - 12:26 AM

Mortals and their silly wars. Do you not realize it is the vile Fey who seek to drain you of every ounce of blood you have? embrace your half brothers, join the noble Sidhe and our King in defeating the evil tricksters

#7 Sobo

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Posted 31 July 2005 - 12:02 PM

:cow: :cow: :cow: ... moo?

#8 Redwing

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Posted 31 July 2005 - 07:38 PM

:bomb:

#9 Vintara

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Posted 01 August 2005 - 01:23 AM

Why can't we all just get along?

#10 Botanicus

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Posted 01 August 2005 - 01:30 AM

have you read the issue of the Fey times? they dont want to get along.... they want to pillage and burn and bleed and make icky icky things happen!!

#11 Vintara

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Posted 01 August 2005 - 01:35 AM

Some of my best friends are fey... :|

#12 Mazebane

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Posted 01 August 2005 - 05:35 AM

pointy eared freaks!

#13 Nathan

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 12:27 AM

I believe I have read somewhere that Humans are the most populous race in Alyria.

I also read somewhere that power in numbers always triumphs over small groups of elite fighters.

So....

Good luck with that idea Elf-Boy.

#14 Asorewen

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 06:15 AM

I don't fight wars, I profit from them. That's right, I'm looking forward to this war! I've already bought shares in most steel plants, iron, coal and mithril mines and even one or two lumber yards and sawmills.

Wake me up when the war ends.


ZZZZZZZZZzzZZzzzzzZZzzzZZ

#15 Eron

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 04:48 PM

Pah!
The ithrix is nothing!

I kill them with ease and they do not talk as much.

EVIL BOTANICUS, I WILL SLAY YOU WITH MY SILVER STAKE!

If you choose not to fight, then you are just as bad as those halfbreed elves and you will be executed by the Elven Elder Court. (EER)

Who is with me!
Maybe we should settle this in MORTAL KOMBAT!

I am subzeron, mighty elf warrior that wears masks and says 'get over here' a lot.

#16 Halelorf

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 05:50 PM

Scorpion was the one who said "get over here"... :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

#17 Eron

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 06:34 PM

Don't ruin my unclever line :(

#18 Halelorf

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 09:33 PM

Too late :boohoo: .

#19 Minotorious

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 09:36 PM

would you rly hurt a cute lil minotaur like me? :shifty:

#20 Halelorf

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Posted 03 August 2005 - 09:01 AM

I like my burgers rare :flame: .

#21 Asorewen

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Posted 03 August 2005 - 12:41 PM

Drat, forgot the silver mines. How about garlic farms? Are fey vulnerable to garlic? If not, at least I can use them against those crazy Romanians. :shifty:

#22 Botanicus

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Posted 04 August 2005 - 12:47 AM

Perhaps your threat would be more indimidating, were it backed with the cold touch of Iron. As a Sidhe who's primary function for the king is blatantly non agressive, i think defeating a simple cartographer such as myself would be quite a hostile act...

#23 Sevilildan

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Posted 04 August 2005 - 06:28 AM

(From Dragonburner):
would you rly hurt a cute lil minotaur like me? :shifty:



i'll beat you to death with an iron bar, you scumbag minotaur
:)

#24 Minotorious

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Posted 04 August 2005 - 06:27 PM

please demonstrate...

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 03:43 PM

We're all forgetting that the real enemies here are the Dracons.