Posted 19 September 2006 - 01:55 AM
Being the fully qualified adventurer I am (well kinda), I whipped out my sword and had at it. Well, as ya would. I mean, this thing's only a toad, and I'm a fully qualified adventurer, right ? Only thing is, I was zarked, it whipped me. I hadn't felt that bad since I lost that cricket eating contest with the guy in that tavern in Temp. Yeah, watsisname, that's him. Shady character, him. I think he was using dried crickets or something, cause I couldn't finish another single one, and he was still scoffing em like they were truffles or some new seafood dish or something.
So anyway, I'm walking down the street, looking to ease me woes, and here I run into Jasmine. I say hey doll who's runnin the shop then ? Know what I mean ? (nudge, nudge). And you know the really odd thing ? She had a bunch of crickets in that bag she was luggin, I swear. I heard 'em.
So, well, maybe she had something going with that shady character, or maybe the toad was her pet, I dunno. I mean ya can't ask a lady things like that can ya, it wouldn't be polite ? would it ?
Giant toad my armbands. Spat acid at me and all. Had to shower. Rusted me armour. Not takin it off tho was i. Hey, a guy's gotta have some standards, right ? *chugs ale*
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