Posted 15 February 2007 - 07:53 PM
Swimswam began to ponder; what was this strange internal music ? She decided to investigate. Sending Vinty a tell; hey dude what was that weird music ? and where was it coming from ? Vintara was very helpful. "It's rock music", he says. "The trolls introduced me to it." Swimswam: "It's .. interesting." Vintara: "Yeah, they make it by beating rocks together. It's pretty cool :)" Swimswam ponders deeply. Heart pounding in her brave little chest, she decides she wants to be a bard. She goes to his QM, and says "class newclass bard." Oh the agony .. she cannot! She surmises that she has no rhythm; something people had been trying to tell her for some time. Ponders the agony of being a drow. Surely there is some goodness deep in her black little heart somewhere ? She lops the head off a chicken, and eats it whilst pondering. Perhaps not, she thinks. Tasty, yum! She sucks on the chicken's neck, draining its blood. Eww, she thinks. Fowl. Goes off to find herself a nice rabbit.
Dressed in dull motley brown, our unlikely hero here wanders down a side trail in a dim, dark forest. Suddenly, she is attacked! Oh no! Trolls! Where's the love, she thinks ? She was just admiring their wonderful music. Perhaps these are the non-musical variety, she ponders as she chews on a severed limb. Yum, she thinks, tasty. She decides that troll is better than rabbit; fresh, young troll, the others are a little tough. Nice place, she thinks, this forest. I could get to like it. Stupid troll music.
Posted 17 February 2007 - 06:09 PM
Posted 08 March 2007 - 05:19 PM
Everybody get hyphy.
"get hyphy wit it..."