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Boater's Safety Course, practical lesson #1

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#1 Blitzen


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Posted 04 September 2007 - 07:23 PM

You walk south to the Runic Shipyards.

Instructor Silverman is here.

Silverman says, "come on damn you board this training skiff already, I have a bottle of rum waiting for me at the 'Whale if you can get us there."

You board the training skiff.

Silverman exclaims, "NO! Arr curse Ithrilis for making you a trainee captain! NEVER board a ship with your left foot first!"

Silverman waves to a gun crew on the Blitzkrieg and you watch as a light ballista is aimed at your torso and fired!

You have been slain, lubber.

#2 Vassago


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Posted 06 September 2007 - 12:24 AM

Heh :)