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Boater's Safety Course, Classroom instruction #1


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#1 Blitzen

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Posted 11 September 2007 - 09:45 PM

You enter the Captain Guild Classroom.

Instructor Dewey is here.

"We need to schedule your 2nd training voyage this upcoming week, when are you able to start it?" Dewey asks you.

"Monday, April 4th."

"Surely you know that on the first Monday of April was the day Cassandra killed Riga. 'Tis bad luck to voyage that day." Dewey says.

"Friday, then?" you say.

"No, we won't do that if we can help it!" Dewey exclaims. "Lady Saresyn was killed on a Friday, would be bad luck to start a voyage that day."

"...Thursday?"

Dewey sighs, "my dear lad, you really don't know about all these customs we must maintain do you."
Dewey snickers.
"Just kidding, Thursday it is." Dewey laughs.

You say, "Good, I'll pack a lunch with my famous banana nut bread."

Dewey slaps you! OWW that hurt!