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The adventures of Perem the pirate.


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#1 Perem

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Posted 14 May 2008 - 10:27 AM

One sunny day, t' famous pirate Perem set off from t' port o' rune t' sail t' seas. Sailin' t' Pirates Cove he comes across a drakkar which starts t' fire upon him. "Men t' your stations" yells t' captian Perem. "Wait for it, wait for it". Perems super Dreadnought sails close t' t' eneme pirate ship and yells o' "FIRE!!" comes from t' helm. six pounder balls fire crashin' into t' drakkar destroyin' it and sendin' it t' t' bottom o' t' sea. T' mighty pirate Perem sails on, lookin' for another false pirate t' rid t' ocean of."

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 08:47 AM

Perem the halfling pirate arrives in port, laden with the plunder from his latest naval exploits.
Unbeknownst to him, a rogue sidles up and pickpockets his bulging coinpurse.
However, the alert first mate spies the thief, and siezes him.
"How could you sink so low?!!??" he demands.
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#3 Perem

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 09:05 AM

Good work Mr Gibbs says Perem. The notorious pirate Perem takes the rogue to the brig and locks him up. Going above deck, Perem goes to his fishbowl where the dorey the pirate fish swims, and asks him to locate some more pirates for him to find. "Sure" replies Dorey, let me ask the whales...

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 07:09 PM

It was Monday February the 1st, year 1447. The notorious pirate Perem was sailing the seas of Alyria in his trusty ship TWEAKEDSUPERDREADNOUGHTNUMBERONEISTOUGHANDFEARSOME. Failing to spot anyone up top, he sailed his ship from the port of Tellerium south-western to the maelstrom. The journey was rough and hard, a Dromond sneaking up from port side attacking the ship. Cannonballs were fired from both ships, but the cannons of the Super Dreadnaught were just too strong, sending the Dromond to the bottom of the sea. He continued to sail into the maelstrom, the choppy water slashing against the side of the ship. The journey through the maelstrom was hard and very dangerous, many ships had fallen ill to the whirlpool. Perem was very good at the helm of his ship, and managed to sail through safely reaching the ocean Decarus. His ship was badly battered so he headed to port to repair his ship and buy some more ammo, along with rum. Upon docking, he spotted a ship sailing towards port, captained by Floyd, famous for going east. Perem quickly gathered his crew, and boarded his ship, heading out to the ocean towards the ship Albatross. Closing in on the ship, he was now close enough for his cannons to reach. "FIRE", came shouts from all around the ship, nine cannons connecting with Floyd's ship. The battle lasted a good ten minutes, cannon balls firing from in all directions, ballista bolts piercing the hull of both ships, till late in the afternoon, four heavy-ballista bolts hit the Albatross, sending it to the bottom of the ocean. Proud with his accomplishment, Perem sailed towards the burning wreckage and salvaged what was left of the destroyed ship

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Posted 26 May 2008 - 10:24 PM

Then Floyd went east.

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Posted 30 May 2008 - 11:19 AM

yo-ho-ho