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PUNishment from Above


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#1 Sueno

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 04:54 PM

Time for some PUNishment from above. No time to split Hares, just hop to it and give us your best hare related pun. Worst(IE best) pun receives an orb, best(IE worst) pun shall be PUNished with a zot. Now Hop to it, and show us your puns.

The winning pun will leave you with likely leave you shaking your head and maybe even saying WTF.

The losing pun will leave you thinking that might actually make sense.


Contest ends when the global ends. Now hop to it!

#2 Nergal

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 05:06 PM

:(

#3 Thaen

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 05:32 PM

show me your punis.

#4 Notorious

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 06:01 PM

Patients have hare too.

#5 Thaen

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 06:31 PM

I was talking to Jesus the other day, I asked him about easter and he told me, "bun-ny never died for your sins."

#6 Thror

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 06:58 PM

The removal of Birger ended his hareassment, allowing the bunnies of Alyria to emerge from hiding once more.

#7 Thaen

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 07:35 PM

That's a great pun, and I carrot lot about this competition that I hope Sueno doesn't pull out all his hare on the way deciding who the winner is, because obviously it should be you.

#8 Fluke

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:43 PM

my inbunibilty to renew my pouch makes me want to hatch a harebrained scheme to bust a hop in everyone.

#9 Thaen

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 09:41 PM

One time uncle Jim put his carrot in sueno's bunny hole.

#10 Karo

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 11:52 PM

Easter global! Hare today, gone tomorrow.

#11 Gezus

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 12:08 AM

I have great eggspectations when it comes to puns created by hare brained moongate players.:pinch:

#12 Noobish

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 12:16 AM

I raise your eggspectations Gezus and raise you the harrible idea of imagining Briger posting here. It was eggcelent that he can't hareass our world anymore.

#13 Saskia

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 05:12 AM

I'm completely out of hot cross puns after yesterday.

#14 Rathas

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 02:18 PM

I raise your eggspectations Gezus and raise you the harrible idea of imagining Briger posting here. It was eggcelent that he can't hareass our world anymore.



Birgir was no where near as bad as Lothos.

#15 Floyd

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 08:00 PM

There by far has been a leaping league of rotten eggs in a hares age, the recently dropped waste of space hopping on them in this thread mentioning it was by far the worst pun of them all.

The greatest pun was all the busted and cracked huevos belonging to players leaping into a league of enmeshing pain throughout vospire this wondrous solstice! Perhaps a pelt of hare was made from all the tear soaked sob stories found in the library.

#16 Shax

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 02:26 AM

And that's game over from Floyd.

#17 Wabi

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 04:27 AM

Some peeps during easter global are a basket case. Me? I put on some underground hip hop, shell out for some greens from my homie Pride and hit the block. Trappin ain't easy.

#18 Floyd

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 11:58 AM

Wabi sez, " I go hip hop, hippadie-hops until da beat.... drops? Yo, homiez yew jus stepped on mah new kicks!! Imma bust a cap. Don't think I forget them empty shells. Got my nine right hare next to this green in a basket. With you head to be next, that said gonna tacet."

*leaps effortlessly away in a single bound*

#19 Ithilwen

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 04:12 PM

And that's game over from Floyd.


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#20 Floyd

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 10:17 PM

Ithilwen't down to the catacombs leaping for a good hop. Then landed on a slick back silver hare that said happy spring solstice the bunny way.

Ithilwont like how dem eggs got fertilized.

#21 Floyd

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 10:23 PM

Six weeks later, Ithilwen't back to the catacombs hop-in to find Mr. A hare named slick back.

Shortly after hearing news of the impending demise regarding his freedom, Mr. A hare named slick back bound away effortlessly.

"Keep dem eggs! They were green and swollen when I found them!"

*bounce*

#22 Ryuk

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 10:59 PM

During March Madness today the players had an extra hop in their step as they bounced up and down the court.

#23 Saskia

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 04:41 AM

Can we ban Floyd from this thread? My brain is disintegrating by the second. :( THOSE AREN'T EVEN PUNS

#24 Toothgnasher

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 12:31 PM

Can we ban Floyd from this thread? My brain is disintegrating by the second. :( THOSE AREN'T EVEN PUNS



I just assumed they were such high level puns that I didn't get them.

#25 Kreeper

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 02:00 PM

What's the difference between a crazy bunny and counterfeit money?
One is bad money the other is mad bunny :(