Create an Alyrian limerick, win prizes.
Posted 07 March 2015 - 07:21 PM
For this contest you need to create a limerick relating to Alyria.
I went to the town of Rune
Visited the castle Saloon
I asked for a quest
and got very stressed
Because a hunter rifted too soon
The contest will end on Sunday 22nd of March 2015. Judging will be done by me, prizes given out by me and the immortals. Prizes to the 3 best entries and the best will also get one of the lovely new relics.
Everybody who enters will get a cool custom t-shirt.
Posted 07 March 2015 - 07:51 PM
But aha! I have a solution.
It breaks the existing slot,
but for that, you should fear not:
New gear has no such diminution.
Posted 07 March 2015 - 07:57 PM
He would add crazy things on a whim.
When confronted with reason,
no matter the season,
he responded quite simply with "hmm".
Posted 07 March 2015 - 09:53 PM
whose visage was quite dreadful to gaze upon,
I handed him souls,
which he mixed in some bowls,
and informed me that I was now Jhepp's pawn.
There was a halfling who came from Ogre Village
whose tendencies were to destroy and pillage
we fed them some cake
and their ardor seemed to slake
and now they work avoiding river spillage
Posted 08 March 2015 - 01:36 AM
She offered me good satisfaction,
I offered her twenty,
She asked for aplenty,
The mark I then got was Passion.
Posted 09 March 2015 - 03:37 PM
Three leaves she had to gather
She died in a den
A dragon's play pen
His fire breath had stabbed her
There once was a lowbie monk
He camped the keep for a trunk
When terra showed up
An outlaw said 'sup'
And then the lowbie flunked
Posted 10 March 2015 - 11:16 AM
Who said, "Hey, I'm sellin', who's buyin'?"
"But first, destroy balance,
Through RU relic allowance,"
And then non-donators were cryin'.
Posted 10 March 2015 - 11:23 AM
Who decided to beef up a class,
Gave her defense times two,
Other fighters were blue,
Cav/Barb now take it up the --
Posted 20 March 2015 - 06:47 AM
Posted 21 March 2015 - 09:35 PM
killing mobs with hundredth hit.
Using recall as a hell,
soon I'll be missing such a spell.
Jump or two for daily prize,
hopping for parchments to arise.
Manual will be ready soon,
few more to reclass for the Goon!